Welcome back, folks. I had a thought earlier this morning. I person who like to read a bunch is called a book worm, right? Well do you call a person who like to listen to books on tape a lot tapeworms? Just curious.
So I was watching the NFL Draft last night. It was the first time ever they showed the first round in prime time. Some big names went early as expected. But how bad must it suck to by Colt McCoy or Jimmy Clausen right now. Tim Tebow got selected before those dudes and they are considered more solid quarterback. Anyway. Chris Berman looked like a tomato last night too. What a goober.
So today is Friday. And summer is almost here. Those two facts have nothing to do with each other. I was just merely stating them.
So lets talk about Dave Chappelle. I have been watching Chappelle's Show a lot lately and don't get me wrong, it is very funny. But I sometimes wonder about what it would be like if a white person did the show. Would people get mad or just laugh it off much like they do now. Interesting.
High School proms are way overrated. Everyone I know has a bad prom story. Share yours in the comments if you feel inclined.
Does anyone else beside me hope Pringles goes out of business. Lays Stax taste way better and are only a dollar a can. That is one of the best ways to spend a dollar on the planet. That and the dollar you pay for a 12 oz can of soda from the vending machine when you can go buy an entire 12 pack for four dollars. Oh, wait.....maybe not.
So there is this conspiracy going around that there is a lizard race disguised as people running the world. Some even claim former president George W. Bush is a member of this secret species. What a load of crap. Everyone know that the Freemasons are running this world into the ground. Them and the devil. Don't believe me do the research yourself.
Well I'm out. So here is a parting picture of me with a rubber band on my head. Peace